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Do you know about Divorce?
It was your fault... did you know that?

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The worst part about divorce is:
Keeping your mouth shut until the ink dries

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I was up all night looking for the
legal term for BITCH!
I think I found it!
SKUNT!!

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I accidently voted for Ru Paul

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Ken is Gay... He's a screaming Mo.
He's dating GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip

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Your Uncle Howard is not allowed near farm animals.
I tried to clone an cow with a sheep
The old fashion way




   
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